No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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