Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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