Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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