That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Randomize