I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
