Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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