After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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