so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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