She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize