Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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