my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We are two peas in an std pod
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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