But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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