THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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