Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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