dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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