Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
