she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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