That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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