Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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