You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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