His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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