Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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