your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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