dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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