East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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