Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The Olympian is in my bed
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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