The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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