If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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