I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
