this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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