You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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