Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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