When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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