I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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