So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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