I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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