New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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