She's JV to your varsity
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
