I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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