You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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