that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
