I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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