that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The beer is more important than you right now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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