Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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