Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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