I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
