WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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