HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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