I just made out with a guy for $7.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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