This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just gift wrapped bread.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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