You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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