Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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