lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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