i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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