I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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