i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There's always time for handjobs
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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