Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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