quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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