Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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